Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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