You really coming over, don't trick.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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