so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
