he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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