You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
