I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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