Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
