i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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