She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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