If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you had me at cake vodka
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
