Already got asked if we're dating
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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