Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I can text with my tongue
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
