I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
how does that bad decision feel?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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