Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please, let me fuck your mom
handjob tips. give me some.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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