I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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