Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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