I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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