Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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