our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
