just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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