The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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