There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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