Just fell off a train. Bad.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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