I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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