Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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