She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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