wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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