If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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