return my video game
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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