i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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