Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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