I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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