She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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