Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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