Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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