That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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