I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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