i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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