Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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