would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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