I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
too bad you live with your parents still
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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