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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dave a horae rider a coqw boy

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.

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(773): View more from Illinois

You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Dude this weed has me so paranoid.

(503): View more from Oregon

Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.

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