ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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