Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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