hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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