love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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