is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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