You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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