I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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