Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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